I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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