She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Randomize