Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
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STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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