at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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