did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Less talking, more tequila
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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