butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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