Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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