we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
How's work?
Spinning.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I need to calm my uterus...
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