Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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