Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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