i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
They have beer where we have blood.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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