Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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