Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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