the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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