so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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