bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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