i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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