Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
handjob tips. give me some.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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