White coat. Heels.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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