"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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