I accidentally had phone sex last night
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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