I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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