So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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