And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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