no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize