How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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