White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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