I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I just want to make out with him forever
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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