you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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