She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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