Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
We left an ass print on the piano.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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