Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.