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• (469): View more from Texas

  Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Thursdays are my worst days

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  but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.

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  Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?

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  i think we need a new approach.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.

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