it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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