Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

Favorite
(647): View more from Ontario

I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(647): I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum http://tfl.nu/wnzc

Replies (32) Good night (611) Bad night (3884) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(781): View more from Massachusetts

I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(781): I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I? http://tfl.nu/0o9s

Replies (5) Good night (771) Bad night (3442) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(210): View more from Texas

I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(210): I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano http://tfl.nu/qhs9

Replies (23) Good night (995) Bad night (6113) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(907): View more from Alaska

She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(907): She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex http://tfl.nu/o751

Replies (18) Good night (3904) Bad night (1104) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(303): View more from Colorado

I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(303): I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex. http://tfl.nu/3z60

Replies (20) Good night (1525) Bad night (3830) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(817): View more from Texas

Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(817): Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea. http://tfl.nu/vfyw

Replies (6) Good night (2645) Bad night (767) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(206): View more from Washington

Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(206): Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed http://tfl.nu/023t

Replies (1) Good night (1736) Bad night (458) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(631): View more from New York

The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(631): The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason. http://tfl.nu/mydy

Replies (10) Good night (2802) Bad night (1368)
Favorite
(508): View more from Massachusetts

So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(508): So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test. http://tfl.nu/gxsj

Replies (31) Good night (8085) Bad night (617) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(215): Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you? http://tfl.nu/d57s

Replies (7) Good night (1419) Bad night (910) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(352): View more from Florida

The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(352): The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again" http://tfl.nu/25pr

Replies (6) Good night (3530) Bad night (498) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(214): View more from Texas

I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(214): I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice. http://tfl.nu/9nit

Replies (5) Good night (972) Bad night (458) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(805): View more from California

I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(805): I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore http://tfl.nu/eg5i

Replies (3) Good night (999) Bad night (420) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(412): I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left http://tfl.nu/b3w5

Replies (12) Good night (343) Bad night (734) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(803): View more from South Carolina

Should I go sleeveless of strapless?

(1-803): View more from South Carolina

Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(803): Should I go sleeveless of strapless? (1-803): Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it. http://tfl.nu/1uzl

Replies (2) Good night (1346) Bad night (177) Order T-Shirt

Randomize

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: