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• (216): View more from Ohio

  thus making me awesome and them whores

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.

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• (518): View more from New York

  i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us

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• (909): View more from California

  Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.

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