too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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