Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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