Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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