I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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