i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I understand Curling. That high.
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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