Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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