No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
NoShamevember. You game?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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