He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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