I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
where are my eyebrows?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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