My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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