What a fucking waste of an outfit
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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