Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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