but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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