What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you have to choose: penises or morals?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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