thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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