I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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