Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I wear drunk well.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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