But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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