i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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