It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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