ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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