For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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